Dryer than a popcorn fart ... The news that is.

Well as it goes I watch TV like most humans in this country but I do find some of the simplest things to be of the highest mark in hilarity. For instance there is a info-mercial called "fitness made simple" there a I think like 5 variations of the commercial my favorite is the one that has the song accompanied with it. But the funniest part of the commercial is that I cant decide whether its an old commercial and is still being shown since I don't remember it before or if someone sat down and marketed the this particular design of the commercial. Head here to get a visual if you don't already know
http://www.fitnessmadesimple.com/
This entire design is 80's its purple for crying out loud. We the song which is amazing I cant even describe to you in words. Also to anyone who is currently using this system I am not questioning the systems claims or authenticity, but merely commenting on the comedy of the commercial in the context it is presented.

That explains the first picture of this post the second shouldn't even need an explanation, but ill give one to let everyone know (mainly JP and I) the exciting news. Nick Cannon Presents Wild 'N Out SEASON TWO!!!!! Yeah me either I was pumped when I saw the new previews of this show. Oh the stuff that Nick and gang are going to get up to in season two Oh my! I don't even know if ill be able to stay on the couch without falling off from laughing so hard.
The first season antics were quite exciting they did a Battle Rap thing where they were awarded points for "dissing" the other crew and when I say points I mean little microphone graphics. First to Five Wins.

So I would like to challenge everyone to try to catch a Fitness Made Simple commercial at least one and also NOT to miss a single episode of season two Wild 'N Out.

So I am going to have to say his Name is John Basedow and he has Man Boobs. OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
SNAP!
Two Mics Awarded.
Hugs and Hand Pounds
Letzring

PS - Stay tuned for a weekly letzring segment to grace this blog. Name and subject matter still TBA.

No one picked the aints--Jim

Friday night, and your favorite little band in the world is busying drinking it up, shots our flowing and strippers are everywhere willing to go all the way or Braden's fast asleep and Kyle, Doug, and John are busying drafting the Madden squads. This is not a pathetic Friday night but a glorious highlight to our week. For alls those wondering Kyle's the Cowboys with Dallas coach, Doug's the loser Cotls (only in real life) Braden's the Broncos and yes we are picking for him and anyone thinking this is wrong ask your self why the hell is Braden asleep during the draft. John's the Vikings with plans of building a new stadium firing mike tice and making boat trips madatory.


The Unlce Dannies

see you in Superbowl XL

A pimpin good time

what a show what a show. we want to send a huge thanks to everyone in attendance at the TUD show on Saturday from the Clinton crowd, thanks for getting kick out Josh and Lindsay, to TUD Favorites Jim and Prater, to Coty, Kelsey, and Shannon from Western Iowa, To our biggest fan Scotty don't for making the trip up, and everyone in between. The crowd was unbelievably awesome and their was a good energy in the place all night. We will be back in action Saturday February 11th back at the stein, tell your friends, mothers, fathers, cousins, whoever to come out and enjoy a pimpin good time.

The Uncle Dannies