What's Wrong With Being Drunk On April Fool's Day

The day of reckoning is finally upon us as the fellas pack up the stuff they stole from people they don't know and journey down to revist the birthplace of what is now known as The Uncle Dannies. The Hull Tap is going to be fuller than that Japanese Kobeyashi kid after eating 40 hotdogs in 5 minutes. They should throw some microwaved spaghetti on those and have a "Larry-Dog" contest!

The shirts are finished and look sweeter than a diabetic coma! And at only $10, you can still afford a run through the McDonald's Drive-Thru for that double cheesburger fix after the show!

If you are unable to attend and would still like to see/order a shirt, please contact one of the TUD correspondents at SCOTT.SMITH@GVC.EDU

From the Cheap Seats,
Scotty Dont

From the Porch volume 1 week 4 (My goal)

Saw a great band this week called High Strung and i finally thought i beat Zach to the punch on a up and coming band. Only to find out he has already seen them live and tried to down load there music. It was down right fustrating and deflating to be so hyped to make a phone call and say man you have to check this band out only to hear i already did. Thanks a lot Zach you ruined my moment
To the list
1) The band mentioned above High strung as a Jeffery Prater (Picture above) look a like on bass it's so close it's scary.
2) The Indians will win the World Series
3) Josh Wall pounded sevn beers in an hour and half, very impressive
4) I'm sure someone will comment they have seen a better drinking binge, well i have too but that doesn't mean Josh's accomplishment should not be applauded.
5)Scotty i love the fact you have vip but i couldn't take all that in even if a read it 20 times
6) On that note keep up the work
7)30 and half hours till kick off
8)Talked to the original Uncle Danny this week he said the only reason the band is growing is because on the name, and you guys wonder were i get my personality from every Derryberry carries himself likes his the coolest thing since slice bread
9)I Hope Billy Packard loves Hell
10)I'm Proud member of the flying Eagles club
11)My book finally reached 200 sold, i'm pretty sure that's nickel only 980,000 thousand till platium, look out Oparh here i come
12)30 Hours and 27 minutes and counting till Hull tap 06

everything is a work in progress
jp
12)

Ring that damn bell the boys are coming home

Just a little note from the TUD camp
The worlds greatest unknown band to play in Iowa
is coming back to the Bar where it all started
and for shit's and giggles were brining Ross with
Be there at 9:00 for Ross and then let the uncle dannies
take you home at 10:30 until the wee hours of the morning.
The hull hasn't seen nothing like this

59 hours till the best apirls fools ever

TUD Camp
We only steal from people we don't know

Randumb 4 Prezident

LetZ just granted me VIP status, so it's time to take it to the bank! I recently purchased the first TUD t-shirt and I am quite pleased with the purchase. The band is supposed to be in my town this weekend, so maybe I will get it signed. This is my first post in the spot-light, so here are a few of my current thoughts...(Yes, Kyle, they are supposed to be random)

1) no PB&J sandwich is complete without bananas
2) courtney love had cobain killed
3) my fantasy baseball team should kick ass
4) i am pissed that aerosmith cancelled
5) i look best in ties with stripes
6) the first couple seen in bed together on TV was fred & wilma flinstone
7) Vault energy drink is actually Surge without carbonation
8) i wish i knew how to swim
9) i am glad i can lick my elbow...dont believe me? ill show you
10) the new name for really tiny boobs is..."chesticles"...write that down
11) Fidel Castro was a pitching coach for the Dodgers
12) chocolate-flavored tootsie pops are pointless
13) Jules is STILL the man!
14) RIP: Kirby Puckett
15) my grandma says i'm a catch!
16) i took a test today for a class i went to 3 times in the last 5 weeks
17) "Don't like the weather in Iowa? Stay around for a few days, it will change" - my grandpa
18) "2 shots, last letter" was the second coolest band name behind "dogs die in hot cars"
19) 3rd Base sports bar offers $3 ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT hot wings on every thursday
20) i'd rather shag the "pre-annorexic" lindsey lohan
21) my stupid ex-gf sent me a message last week, ending a streak of 1 yr & 5 months without me having to talk to her
22) Cpt. Crunch instead of the traditional Rice Krispies, makes a better "rice krispie bar"
23) i am jealous of my girlfriend's dad's record collection
24) Free KFC for a year is pretty sweet. If you have the chance to win that, I suggest you try
25) I’d sell my soul, again, to guarantee that the Cubs never make it to another World Series
26) New favorite pick-up line: “My grandpa thinks that long hair makes me gay…Well, I’m not going to get a haircut, so how about you, me, and this camera prove him wrong?”
27) you can never be completely worthless…you can always serve as a bad example

From The Cheap Seats,
Scotty Dont