from the porch volume one week 12 (Tampa Bay)

Hello, hello, hope every one is in good health. This week i'm going to share with everyone how really stupid and pathitic Kyle, Braded, and myselt really are.
we have been playing MLB the show 06 for some time now. We started out the royals and won the world series but then the file got corrupted. I think that means if the playstation knows the Royals suck. So we redrafted and swithed to the D-rays so we could beat up on the Yankees all year. I know right now your thinking this doesn't sound so lame eveyone plays video games. We decided to make a game out of the game. We created a list of achievements such as a three home run game, 6 rbi's in a game, 15 k's in a game, winning the mvp or other awards, team achievements and so on. Right now we are down one side of a door way with yellow posted notes on them and half way down the other. Again i know that lame but here is where we crossed the line, to give the area we play more of a stadium like feel Kyle and I made signs for our players adn with out further adu here on the signs that no grace the walls of my bedroom cheering on vidoe game baseball team.

1)Jhonny Peralta for President (your 2006 video game Mvp)
2)Enjoy Sandy and Peralta Nightly (ESPN)
3)The chase for Ichiro 262 good enough Bobby (Bobby Abreu tied Ichiro's hit record for a season we wanted to show him we weren't disappointed by the tie"
4)Prince "the Dump Truck" Fielder (Yes that means we gave him a nickname)
5)From A...to...Zimmerman Ryan's got you covered. (Ryan Zimmerman 3rd base also sounds like a used car salesman)
6)How did that Felix? Felix Hernandez (your 19 year old cy young winner)
7)Do you Cano why were winners? Robinson Cano that is (Our 2nd baseman)
8)Knock knock? who's there? Cano Cano who? dont yuno Robinson Cano
9)I just Johan'd in my pants

I know we took it too far but i got to be honest i like

Everyting is a work in progress even me coming to grips withthe fact that i'm a dork

jp