HAPPY 100th & CHAPTER 3!!

A LITTLE BIT OF SHAKE AND BAKE.
This little thing has been going for 100 posts, we started as a band site and morphed into a social club along the way we've had show news, fictional parties, movie lists, a fantasy league, and even corresponding on a book. My first thought was to go through and pick out my ten favorite posts, and my ten favorite comments but I decided making to 100 should be about the future that lies ahead for the flying eagles not the past. We can review the past at 150 or 200. So I came up with 100 things I would like to see happen or accomplish over the next 100 blogs, some of them are possible some of them not but we should always reach a little higher than thought possible because we just might surprise our sevles.
Some goals are individualized, some are group projects, and some can be done by anyone of us, and Kyle I'll be asking questions when I see you again so read the whole damn thing you lazy ass.

1) A Post from Flying Eagle President Dean, just one
2)Browns winning the super bowl
3)permanent site for El Orchard
4)Kyle in a Mexican strip again
5) The whole gang going to a strip club with Uncle Danny (something everyone should do
6) A book deal for Defending the Ghost
7)Hanover continuing the polka fest
8) Finish Vagina Log Book
9)Ross a member of the Flying Eagles
10)A monthly rant from Braden on the blog
11)One of us to get a picture of Jim's C-slap girl so we can all see
12)Re-open Marycrest
13)After the Whales Log We write the Dean story
14)Reunion of 118 including Silas for a game of putt-putt golf
15)flying eagles trip to Vegas
16)I would like to get a master's and doctorate Degree even if I can only spell one out of every five words right
17)Flying eagle flag football team in the Iowa games
18) A certain Cham-30 member of the flying eagles
19) Adam Morrison to blossom into the next great white guy but after seeing Travis Diener lighting it up for the Orlando magic I might be changing my mind
20) Scottie don't bringing back random for President to the blog once every three months basis
21) attend a knicks games at Madison square garden
22)Someone get prater on this blog on a regular basis
23)for us to publish Whale's lob
24)For some one to have the balls to give the old school wedding speech of one of our weddings
25)See Whale's log made into a movie with Kyle trying to get himself cast as himself a la krammer
26)Marty and Kid on the Blog
27)Kyle, Braden, and Myself all pay our bills on time for an entire year
28)Zach to do a What's in my I-pod rant four times a year because he's were I get all my cool music from and he only did one and that is just being a tease
29)Iowa football goes 0-11
30)Notre Dame wins bull shit BSC title games
31)Some one finding the where abouts of Wall, and Adam and stirring them back to the site
32)A blog from Titus and Jordan on what's going on in the place to be
33)Catch a game at Fenway
34)Fall out boy play a personal party
35)To meet the girl that wants to marry Kyle
36)A reunion of the last Marycrest b-ball team
37)To be on Oprah( I think we can accomplish this one if every would go to her site and email her about me, and then tell a friend to do it, maybe we can get them to notice me don't forget our president Dean thinks I should be on Oprah as well
38)Track down Clint and get him on the Blog every one and then
39)Watch a game at Lambua field
40)Indians win the world series
41)A once a year post from Kyle we shall call it the The state of the Eagles address(come one Kyle even you can handle a once a year thing, you can't write it on a old pizza box and I'll type it for you
42)One of us be dead money in the world series of poker and us all there cheering every flop
43)A four team El-orchard Tournament, with Cox and his gang, Drew and his gang and the regulars
44)One more blink album
45)Zach and Jamie at one El Dora river floating weekend come on guys it's a blast
46)Attend a world cup game
47)Scottie, Zach, Ross, Adam, Josh and myself all at a alumini function
48)Never again have religion decide an election(fat chance but I can hope)
49)Flying eagles Function at Lidos strip club
50)Get pulled over by Wall as a cop
51)Play one more game at original El orchard
52)Canadian Wedding party costume realized
53)Visit Rott in North Carolina with Braden and Jim
54)Dump beer on Jess again
55)Read all the religious books including the translated dead sea scrolls
56)Find a kick ass trophy for Whifle ball events
57)To see Braden Slap Paris Hilton
58)Visit Rome and Venice
59)to throw an invitation party only event only to realize I don't have enough people that like me to exclude anyone
60)To see Kimmie from the Hull one more time
61)Talk during tigers back swing
62)See ancient Egypt
63)Grand View college calling asking for donations and me hanging up
64)meet a budist monk and just sit in silence
65)Pittsburgh to ever never win another super bowl
66)See playoff baseball live
67)One more night of Super fans at a random function
68)To see Kyle have another girlfriend
69)to write a best seller
70)To tell Charles Barkley and Karl Malone I have as many rings as they do
71)Never run into one of the little girls I had in on of my programs and have them be a hotty
72)Watch college football with Lee Corso
73)to watch the NFL with john Madden
74)Watch college basketball with Bill Rafertie (with the kissss)
75)watch NBA with Bill Walton
76)By a fly on the wall in the president's office
77)hear uncle Raul blow that whistle again
78)be with Marcus and Bradan if the ever make it to Amsterdam
79)attend final four games
80)Marcus and gvc go to nationals (hows the season going man?) the never have Denis win another game
81)See Machu pichu
82)See one more ape slap from Keith
83)Have a mullet
84)Attend a Nascar event so I can finally dismiss it
85)Live in San Diego
86)Do a talk radio show and not scream at my lungs about some ludicrous point because in our society screaming as turned int being right which is wrong
87)visit Moscow
88)write the so I wave backed story
89)Meet the sports guy
90)Be a guest on PTI
91)Payton Manning only win a superbowl if he is the back up on the browns
92)Own my own child care place
93) Lebron never leaves Cleveland
94)To shave my old boss's whiskers Braden and Marcus you know what I'm talking about
95)Having a building named after one of us
96)an article on one of us in People magazine or time
97)a whiffle ball game when we are all 60
98)Expand but do not delude the quality and popularity of the Blog
99)the blog making it to 200 blogs with the addition of columns I mentioned SCottie's random for president every three months, Zachs what in my I-pod four times a year or so, a once a month rant from braden, a once a year from kyle and I'll continue on with once a week or so. if you feel you have more to right by all means please do, I have enjoyed being the main voice on this blog, it's been fun and I've learned on to write a little better but it would better with all the addition mentioned above
AND FINALLY NUMBER 100 I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE ONE MORE UNCLE DANNY SHOW SO WE CAN GO OUT WITH THE FLARE AND STYLE THE BAND deserved BUT I SAY NOT WITH DOUGLAS KROYMAN WHO NEVER FULLY EMBRACED THE UNCLE DANNY WAY AND THE FLYING EAGLES I SAY FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY AND FOR THE LAST TIME EVER THE HEART OF THE UNCLE DANNIES (Braden, Kyle, and I) FIND A NEW LEAD MAN AND GIVE OUR LOYAL and FAITHFUL SIX FANS A SEND OFF LIKE WE HAVE NEVER SEEN FROM A BAND FROM GRAND VIEW. YOU ASKED YOU CAN LEAD THIS EVENT FOR ONE NIGHT AND ONE NIGHT ONLY I SAY ROSS MOFFAT, THAT'S RIGHT ROSS MOFFAT AND THE UNCLE DANNIES SHOULD GO INTO A PHONE BOOTH AND COME OUT AS THE SUPER DANNIES FOR ONE NIGHT SO CALL UP ROSS, DUST OFF THE DRUMS,TUNE UP THE BASS THAT HARDLY WORKS BRADEN, GET OUT OLD GREENY AND RED KYLE WE'll NEED THEM BOTH AND LET'S DO IT HULL TAP STYLE ONE MORE TIME WHO"S IN??????? CUASE I GOT BOTH HANDS DEEP IN THIS ONE.

everything is a work is a progress and don't be a squirrel and pack your nuts away for winter share your story with the whole world

Jp

PS - NOT TO MAKE THIS POST ANY LONGER BUT WHAT THE HELL.

Hello my editors, I promised to have Chapter three ready for review before my trip with Mr. Derryberry and here it is. I hope you are enjoying putting in red, purple, blue, or black marks on the first two chapters. Please remember most of the time the publishers will ask for the first three chapters in book proposal so the more editing, changes, and detail added at the beginning stages of revisions the better. Please be brutal. I think the most important part of editing is adding in the detail, painting the picture with words. The changes in body postisions when tiff enters the room, How crazy Meagan is, how bad the basement is we need to capture that and right now I haven;t truly captured that. I think the dialogue is pretty close to how we talk, their will need to be minor changes in that as well. I also have started to process of going through chapter one and two making notes were I think their needs to be revision.
I hope everyone has a nice and safe holidays with family and friends. I will start chapter four next week but won't have it done until after the new year.

from the desk of cotton Fields


CHAPTER #3

From the Balcony Bad movies R us (meaing Zach and I)

First a couple of notes,Below is Chapter One and two of the whales' log if you haven't gottne it yet. it's really hard to be a Knick's fan right now, but you can't say our team doesn't have any fight left in it. I never really liked Carmelo much but after backing up 75 feet with Jared Jefferies chasing, i hope he never wins a title and becomes the next Big Dog Glen Robison. I know i have never thrown a punch in my life, but like braden siad in Uncle Dannies' basement if i'm ever that dumb let me take my beatig like a man, It sucks with iverson going to Denver becuase i love iverson so much and want him to stick it to the whole L for the next three years. So if there is some way Iverson can lead Denver to the title without Melo i would be happy. If anyone has read the sports guy or SCoop Jackson on Espn about how this is Race related, i agree 100% with the idea Iverson is over the hill and about the fight, we all laugh when Kyle Farnswaorth planted that guy when he pitch for the Cubs, but fighitng in Basketball cuases every one to over re-act. It was a fight any one who has played any game know emotions run high and sometimes things go to far. That said just when you think Isiah couldn't get any lower he goes and makes me proud to be a knicks fan by putting a hit on the entire Denver team. I believe this is post number 98 meaning happy 100 is just around the corner and i have a little treat for everyone with the happy 100th blog.

On to Zach and I first colaburation for the Blog. I asked him to do a ten worst movies that'll you'll watch since him and I have a found affection with bad movies. So movies like Rocky 5 don't count becuase no one actully watches it. These are movies Zach and I will get sucked into wathcing whenever they are on, but we both know they suck. Zach's Really out did himself for this one.
My list will start with a plot rehash and then a what reels you in, and what makes it so bad.
Enjoy and please share your list
My list
Ready to Rumble I got this movie late one night and this little flick shot right to the top of my list. Two guys tweeder and David Arucet(spelling?) Courtney COx's husband, who has been in a bunch of bad movies, like 8 legged freaks star in a comedy about two guys that work emptying port'o'johns for a living and only love watching wrestling. Their Favorite wrestler The King something, loses and get's thrown out of wrestling. They decide to go to the aid of their favorite wrestler and help it get back hi title. The guy is a total bum and ass to boot. The finally turn things around and get the guy a shot at the title with Cox's boy toy flying into the ring as a state trooper because that's what his father wanted him to do saving the day
What reels you in, the fact that these two morons believe wrestling is still real and their in their late 20's. They fact that the atractive girl in the movie isn't even that hot, but hot in trashy trailor i'd do her way.
What's really bad about the movie, everything
Total times view once but hoping for many more

2nd
You've got served. a dance crew (B2k) compete for money in a ware house. they also deal merchandise for a guy on the side. The end up getting in a fight over the a one dating the other's sister and the fact one ends up in the hospital. the end up in a contest for 50,000 thousand dollars and a chance to be in little kim's video before her jail time

what reels you in, the fact that they settle beefs on the streets by dancing, the fact that the solve their money problem by an older gentleman (steve harvey) telling the durg dealer to back off becuase that works in real life.
what makes it bad: the say crew 3,000 times in the movie and that being in a little kim video was the prize was flavor flav busy
total times view at least 5

3rd
Any of Nick Cannon's movie, either the dorky guy version of She's all that, or drum line. The are all the same
What reels you in the usually cast a really hot girl opposite him, and in drum line the snare drumming is unbelievable.
what so bad about them , they're the same fucking movie, if it wasn't for wild and out he would be higher up my list, that's his only saving grace.
total times view at least 10

4th
the ducks triolgy, forget Rocky the ulitmate underdog movie. Uncoridnated kids with out any gear get a drunk rich ex hockey player coach and turn things around winning a city league title, a junior olympics gold medal over that nasty Poland team and finally as a junior varisty team of the varsity.
what reels you in, goldberg, the knuckle puck, american pride with the second movie, rooting for Charlie. and as i have written before the connection with my father.
what's sop bad about it, they have done this movie with every sport, the litte giants(football) green machine(soccer) bad news bears(baseball twice) and they knew enough that one was enough but not enough for me total times view don't have a clue

and finally 5
Hulk the moive
Everyone knows the story about the comic book Hero Hulk the movie follows the same path. Klye and i watched this once and couldn't turn it off becuase we had no clue what was going on and had to find out why the movei was so confusing.
what reels you in, a guy turing into a gib green unstoppable machine, and the fact nothing makes sense, you want to turn this movie off, you want it to go away but you can't your brain goes into over load to figure out how it could be this bad. Maybe that was the director's thought, we'll make it so bad that no one will turn away becuase they'll try to piece together ther crap
what makes it so bad, everything there isn't a redeming quality about this movie, no unintential comedy scale, no one great scene, no, you realize this is a dumb movie but watch it anyways. You just watch it over and over again trying to figure out what was the rhyme and reason to makeing this movie and they have sucked me in 4 times and i still have no clue why it ends the way it does, why the plot moves the way it does, i'm preplexed.

Zach;s list
Howdy partners I am going to limit my 5 movie options to movies containing the actor Daniel Stern. There are some real spectacular ones in this list so here we go in no particular order.

1. Celtic Pride - Two die-hard Boston Celtic fans (Dan Aykroyd & Daniel Stern) kidnap ultimate superstar in the league who plays for none other than the Utah Jazz mind you Damon Waynes. The do this crazy unbelievable feat so that their beloved Celtics can win the championship before they tear down the stadium at the end of the season. So there is the summary quite briefly. Needless to say tons of twists and turn and a roller coaster of excitement in this thriller of a movie that packs a punch.

2. City Slickers 1&2 – Now I have to be honest I never saw these movies very much when they were popular, both I have to say are equally crappy movies which is why they are on this short list, but I would say that the second one is the movie I have seen more. Uhh anyway I am grabbing at straws here is the synopsis three dudes who want to be hard asses who aren’t go to the dessert and a bunch of weird adventures happen.

3. Home Alone 1&2 – These are the two movies that I believe helped solidify Daniel Stern’s comedy style in the his movies to come and by that I mean it was pretty much a staple after the first one that whatever movie he was in for the rest of his life he would get hit in the balls for an extra laugh. And without further research I believe that in every movie specifically on this list I am compiling this event takes place in all of them.

Time for the some highlights of this list.

4. Bushwacked – The deliveryman framed by a smooth talking swindler faking his death to frame this lowly delivery man. So on the run from the cops what is the best way to evade them? Why the easy answer to that is to become a co-ed scout leader. With this movie its typical D. Sterrn humor from the get go lots of squeaky yelling and crazy rants. Best part of this movie is that it is the perfect movie to catch mid-way through and finish all the way to the big twist at the end.

5. Rookie of the Year – OMG I tell you seeing D. Stern in this movie helps make a crappy movie even better this movie already should be on some of your lists, but who would have though that I could wrap a common thread back to it. Phil Brickma the run down veteran pitcher helping the young rookie with some tips on how to maintain some longevity in the league steals the show in my mind. He is really goofy, but at the same time the stuff he does is hilarious especially at the end when he gets locked in the cage in the locker room.

Everything is a work in Progress and don't be a squirel and pack your nuts away for winter share with story with everyone

JP

From Cotton Fields.

Sorry for the delay on chapter two my editors, it was a tough and not satisfying job hunt, and traveling that lead to extention of time. I would like to thank Scottie don't for the help. I hope you find chapter one much improved scottie. also i really like the dialogue in chapter two it sounds authentic but the description needs some work. it's tough writing when you only get one hour at the library at a time to do it. i have already started chapter three and hope to have it done before my visit to Iowa with Mr. Derryberry

Some scenes to improve the your witisicm amazes me scene needs some work i think, aslo Gus and Eddie's conversation and the end of the chapter seems pretty on what do you think?

we are on the way to writing a great book fellows. i hope to see pages of help from Scottie, Jim, Zach, Braden, and Kyle by the time my companion and i visit your dwellings in Cedar Falls. While chapter one has been helped by scottie, further changes can be asked for and can be made. thanks again fellows

i hope my telling of this stroy is up to you high standards.

from the desk of Cotton Fields

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THE WHALES VAGINA 1&2