HAPPY 100th & CHAPTER 3!!

A LITTLE BIT OF SHAKE AND BAKE.
This little thing has been going for 100 posts, we started as a band site and morphed into a social club along the way we've had show news, fictional parties, movie lists, a fantasy league, and even corresponding on a book. My first thought was to go through and pick out my ten favorite posts, and my ten favorite comments but I decided making to 100 should be about the future that lies ahead for the flying eagles not the past. We can review the past at 150 or 200. So I came up with 100 things I would like to see happen or accomplish over the next 100 blogs, some of them are possible some of them not but we should always reach a little higher than thought possible because we just might surprise our sevles.
Some goals are individualized, some are group projects, and some can be done by anyone of us, and Kyle I'll be asking questions when I see you again so read the whole damn thing you lazy ass.

1) A Post from Flying Eagle President Dean, just one
2)Browns winning the super bowl
3)permanent site for El Orchard
4)Kyle in a Mexican strip again
5) The whole gang going to a strip club with Uncle Danny (something everyone should do
6) A book deal for Defending the Ghost
7)Hanover continuing the polka fest
8) Finish Vagina Log Book
9)Ross a member of the Flying Eagles
10)A monthly rant from Braden on the blog
11)One of us to get a picture of Jim's C-slap girl so we can all see
12)Re-open Marycrest
13)After the Whales Log We write the Dean story
14)Reunion of 118 including Silas for a game of putt-putt golf
15)flying eagles trip to Vegas
16)I would like to get a master's and doctorate Degree even if I can only spell one out of every five words right
17)Flying eagle flag football team in the Iowa games
18) A certain Cham-30 member of the flying eagles
19) Adam Morrison to blossom into the next great white guy but after seeing Travis Diener lighting it up for the Orlando magic I might be changing my mind
20) Scottie don't bringing back random for President to the blog once every three months basis
21) attend a knicks games at Madison square garden
22)Someone get prater on this blog on a regular basis
23)for us to publish Whale's lob
24)For some one to have the balls to give the old school wedding speech of one of our weddings
25)See Whale's log made into a movie with Kyle trying to get himself cast as himself a la krammer
26)Marty and Kid on the Blog
27)Kyle, Braden, and Myself all pay our bills on time for an entire year
28)Zach to do a What's in my I-pod rant four times a year because he's were I get all my cool music from and he only did one and that is just being a tease
29)Iowa football goes 0-11
30)Notre Dame wins bull shit BSC title games
31)Some one finding the where abouts of Wall, and Adam and stirring them back to the site
32)A blog from Titus and Jordan on what's going on in the place to be
33)Catch a game at Fenway
34)Fall out boy play a personal party
35)To meet the girl that wants to marry Kyle
36)A reunion of the last Marycrest b-ball team
37)To be on Oprah( I think we can accomplish this one if every would go to her site and email her about me, and then tell a friend to do it, maybe we can get them to notice me don't forget our president Dean thinks I should be on Oprah as well
38)Track down Clint and get him on the Blog every one and then
39)Watch a game at Lambua field
40)Indians win the world series
41)A once a year post from Kyle we shall call it the The state of the Eagles address(come one Kyle even you can handle a once a year thing, you can't write it on a old pizza box and I'll type it for you
42)One of us be dead money in the world series of poker and us all there cheering every flop
43)A four team El-orchard Tournament, with Cox and his gang, Drew and his gang and the regulars
44)One more blink album
45)Zach and Jamie at one El Dora river floating weekend come on guys it's a blast
46)Attend a world cup game
47)Scottie, Zach, Ross, Adam, Josh and myself all at a alumini function
48)Never again have religion decide an election(fat chance but I can hope)
49)Flying eagles Function at Lidos strip club
50)Get pulled over by Wall as a cop
51)Play one more game at original El orchard
52)Canadian Wedding party costume realized
53)Visit Rott in North Carolina with Braden and Jim
54)Dump beer on Jess again
55)Read all the religious books including the translated dead sea scrolls
56)Find a kick ass trophy for Whifle ball events
57)To see Braden Slap Paris Hilton
58)Visit Rome and Venice
59)to throw an invitation party only event only to realize I don't have enough people that like me to exclude anyone
60)To see Kimmie from the Hull one more time
61)Talk during tigers back swing
62)See ancient Egypt
63)Grand View college calling asking for donations and me hanging up
64)meet a budist monk and just sit in silence
65)Pittsburgh to ever never win another super bowl
66)See playoff baseball live
67)One more night of Super fans at a random function
68)To see Kyle have another girlfriend
69)to write a best seller
70)To tell Charles Barkley and Karl Malone I have as many rings as they do
71)Never run into one of the little girls I had in on of my programs and have them be a hotty
72)Watch college football with Lee Corso
73)to watch the NFL with john Madden
74)Watch college basketball with Bill Rafertie (with the kissss)
75)watch NBA with Bill Walton
76)By a fly on the wall in the president's office
77)hear uncle Raul blow that whistle again
78)be with Marcus and Bradan if the ever make it to Amsterdam
79)attend final four games
80)Marcus and gvc go to nationals (hows the season going man?) the never have Denis win another game
81)See Machu pichu
82)See one more ape slap from Keith
83)Have a mullet
84)Attend a Nascar event so I can finally dismiss it
85)Live in San Diego
86)Do a talk radio show and not scream at my lungs about some ludicrous point because in our society screaming as turned int being right which is wrong
87)visit Moscow
88)write the so I wave backed story
89)Meet the sports guy
90)Be a guest on PTI
91)Payton Manning only win a superbowl if he is the back up on the browns
92)Own my own child care place
93) Lebron never leaves Cleveland
94)To shave my old boss's whiskers Braden and Marcus you know what I'm talking about
95)Having a building named after one of us
96)an article on one of us in People magazine or time
97)a whiffle ball game when we are all 60
98)Expand but do not delude the quality and popularity of the Blog
99)the blog making it to 200 blogs with the addition of columns I mentioned SCottie's random for president every three months, Zachs what in my I-pod four times a year or so, a once a month rant from braden, a once a year from kyle and I'll continue on with once a week or so. if you feel you have more to right by all means please do, I have enjoyed being the main voice on this blog, it's been fun and I've learned on to write a little better but it would better with all the addition mentioned above
AND FINALLY NUMBER 100 I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE ONE MORE UNCLE DANNY SHOW SO WE CAN GO OUT WITH THE FLARE AND STYLE THE BAND deserved BUT I SAY NOT WITH DOUGLAS KROYMAN WHO NEVER FULLY EMBRACED THE UNCLE DANNY WAY AND THE FLYING EAGLES I SAY FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY AND FOR THE LAST TIME EVER THE HEART OF THE UNCLE DANNIES (Braden, Kyle, and I) FIND A NEW LEAD MAN AND GIVE OUR LOYAL and FAITHFUL SIX FANS A SEND OFF LIKE WE HAVE NEVER SEEN FROM A BAND FROM GRAND VIEW. YOU ASKED YOU CAN LEAD THIS EVENT FOR ONE NIGHT AND ONE NIGHT ONLY I SAY ROSS MOFFAT, THAT'S RIGHT ROSS MOFFAT AND THE UNCLE DANNIES SHOULD GO INTO A PHONE BOOTH AND COME OUT AS THE SUPER DANNIES FOR ONE NIGHT SO CALL UP ROSS, DUST OFF THE DRUMS,TUNE UP THE BASS THAT HARDLY WORKS BRADEN, GET OUT OLD GREENY AND RED KYLE WE'll NEED THEM BOTH AND LET'S DO IT HULL TAP STYLE ONE MORE TIME WHO"S IN??????? CUASE I GOT BOTH HANDS DEEP IN THIS ONE.

everything is a work is a progress and don't be a squirrel and pack your nuts away for winter share your story with the whole world

Jp

PS - NOT TO MAKE THIS POST ANY LONGER BUT WHAT THE HELL.

Hello my editors, I promised to have Chapter three ready for review before my trip with Mr. Derryberry and here it is. I hope you are enjoying putting in red, purple, blue, or black marks on the first two chapters. Please remember most of the time the publishers will ask for the first three chapters in book proposal so the more editing, changes, and detail added at the beginning stages of revisions the better. Please be brutal. I think the most important part of editing is adding in the detail, painting the picture with words. The changes in body postisions when tiff enters the room, How crazy Meagan is, how bad the basement is we need to capture that and right now I haven;t truly captured that. I think the dialogue is pretty close to how we talk, their will need to be minor changes in that as well. I also have started to process of going through chapter one and two making notes were I think their needs to be revision.
I hope everyone has a nice and safe holidays with family and friends. I will start chapter four next week but won't have it done until after the new year.

from the desk of cotton Fields


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