Saturday, December 02, 2006

from the balcony another rant

first some news and notes, thanks to Scottie for sending Cotton Fields his corrections they were duelly noted and many were made, second thing about the Whales log is the second chapter is shaping up nicely and should be ready for view after this weekend. My sincerest apoligies to Riggie Miller who was left off the greatest players from the Nineties list, i over looked him nad considering i think he is better than Cylde and Richmond that was a great over sight and brain poop on my part. It doens't change the fact Jordan played in the weakest of the last three decades and is Second to Magic as the greatest ever. I'm finally contributing to society again landing a job that allowed me to travel for my talks and work with kids, so Marcus on the phone thing, then tend to shut those things off when you can't pay your bill for nearly three months. Things should be turning around here soon, my lucked turned when the librarian came to visit over thanksgiving. Before she arrived i had a flat tire on my car, and only ten dolars in my wallet, after her arrival i found a 100 dollar bill on the floor of the bar we were at, my flat tire got fixed by a nice nieghbor, The crazy uncle Ike came over for thanksgiving. Turkey with the professor can't be beat(man my family is full of cracks between Uncle Danny and the professor), everyone at my job is amazed i can get kids to listen to me which shows how not great they are at their jobs, and lastly i got an email from the author who siad he wanted to help with the book project in september and then didn't contact me for two months emailed and siad he should have time bringing in January. 2007 the Year of John i tell you the year of John. You can be looking foward to some nice columns from me this coming december, i have part two on Magic versus Jordan Debate, Zach is going be a guest writer for a little post, and the site is closing in on a hundred posts, and i have already number 99 and 100 written and ready to celebrate a hundred more.

now too the rant
i have had it with these stupid songs on the radio talking about how hot the singer is, i believe this started with the pussy cat dolls and the song don't you wish you girlfriend was hot like me, and the volcano erupted for me when i heard Fuggy, fugalisous, she made her self a fucking adjective, how self centered and money grubbing to you have to get. I know everyone at this site hates these two songs as much as i do but i'm taking it a step furhter and turning a deft ear to all this crap and any song they come out with after. Any black eyed pea song i will never listen to again, andy pussy cat doll or when of if they are broken up gone, and just becuase i know she's going to do it soon Gwen i sold out to stay famous of No doubt. This society is all jacked up becuase television, radio, magazines try and make you envy these people and spend your money to be like them but's it's gone to far, i swear if blink comes out with a song entitled everyone should be like us i'll burn all their cds as well, i've had it.

to the list
1) i hate him but he can play Kobe
2) saw Click(adam Sandler) and realized every comedian at some point either does a family television show or starts playing fumpy dads in movies, and it makes me sad.
3)I'm 6'4" and gilbert are going to dancing all over the fist flying eagles fantasy basketball league
4)I hope C-slap/rhinomatics could sleep knowing that kobe probably cheated on his wife after his 30 point 3rd quarter the other night.
5)where the hell is Scottie dont?
6)where the Hell in Kyle Johnson?
7)where the hell is Adam richard rottinghaus?
8)are we ever going to see and rant from Braden, just tell us something kyle didn't or did do in the last couple of months
9)thanksgiving is the best holiday ever, i mean you spend it with people you love, eat all the best food and don't have to buy anyone anything, you just get together to be in each other's company. Just like dean's cook outs
10)2007 the year of JOhn i tell

everything is a work in progress and don't be a squirel and pack your nuts away for winter share them , share them with the world

jp

3 Comments:

At 5:41 PM, Blogger Scotty - The Mule - Dont said...

Excuse me while I whip this out:

John, I am glad to hear you got my letter...especially considering how it was addressed! I tried calling you like 15 times, but to no avail (as explain pre-rant)

As anyone in DMI (des moines, iowa--the S is silent) can tell you, mediacom sucks like a tiajana crack whore (KJ can testify), so my internet has been off for the last 3 weeks.

The new Bond movie sucks and is a "dirty sanchez" on the face of sean connery, the greatest Bond ever--and he was Scotish!

Looking forward to the chapter of the book where the band Forty on Friday plays its #1 hit..."DurryBurrilicious - Dontcha Wish You Had A Liberal Arts Degree, Like Me"

Putting the "ME" in AWESOME...
S.Dont

 
At 6:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its good to see a fresh post on here. Its also good to see that we are still worthy enough to get spam flooding on our comment section it makes you feel kinda warm and tingly inside.
The Worse/Best movie post is coming very very soon.
Letzring

 
At 3:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure everyone knows I'm as furvent believer in bashing pointless music as the next guy and agree whole-heartedly with almost everything you said. While Furgie is a piece of shit I can't piss on all of the black eyed peas, thats like hating the jackson 5 cuz tito was acting just a little too big for his britches, can't lump them all together especially when black eyed peas came out with "wheres the love"(feat. J T Lake) that song is much bigger than shallow materialism. wouldn't it be cool if Furgie tried to pull the gwen stephani and just fell flat on her face while the Black eyed peas go huge. that would be some nice poetic justice.
stay tuned for another rant comming soon featuring Tony Romo, perfect marketing plan for auto zone, and just a reminder that eventhough the rex is killing the bears my super bowl pick of Chicago v. Baltimore is still very much alive.
-Wild Mann-

 

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