Smoke 'em if you know how...

I call this pic..."I'm here to take your daughter to the prom"

It's a good thing I have this site saved in my Favorites list, or I would have forgotten it! One of my high school teachers told me that its better to be late than pregnant...so, without further ado..."Ladies & Gentlemen...ScottyDont"

I have joined the likes of JP and Letz as one of GVC's Alumni. However, we can't all be like JP and teach kids how to tie their shoes and play dodgeball, so went to Goodwill for some shirts and ties and joined corporate america. I haven't seen a bar fight in a while, but I wanted to share this with all of those around the TUD campfire...

Myself and Roommate #1 promised to make an appearance at a GVC graduation shin-dig. We arrive in style with a mixture of Coors, BL, Select, and Busch Light (my fav.) all in a double sacked JC Penney's bag, making it a true "grab-bag" night. The place was filled with sausage, outweighing the chicks by 5:1. The tools were of the worst sort...a few boyfriends and all their chums from other schools, one wrong look from "House, wrap it up". We optioned for the deck where we were quickly joined by 2 attractive phillies and a drunkard from Montana (I said montaynia). We mad small chat with the phillies while the drunk tool told us his life story. I concluded that he was the outcasted child of parents that were obsessed with Dukes of Hazard. His 3 brothers were Bo, Luke, and Duke...he was Tyler. (Baaaaah says the black sheep). Black Sheep passes out in a chair, leaving us with Girls 1 & 2. Girls whip out their cigs and Girl 1 asks if someone will light hers. Roommate grabs a lighter from table, offers flame. Girl 1 says "No, will you take my cig and light it? I cant light them. do you know how?" Girl 2 laughs and tells Girl 1 to just suck in and light. Girl 1 says that she hates to actually suck in the smoke, turning to me and Roommate..."I just like looking cool, right guys?" (About as cool as clamydia) This causes me to choke on the precious Busch Light. Girl 2 lights cig, passes to Girl 1, lights another, both smoke. Girl 1 giggles like an idiot and says "I've prolly dropped more cigs than ive actually smoked." Right on cue, she drops cig through deck down to the lawn, then says that was the 4th time tonight. I chug precious Busch and we split...fast. Later hear that fight broke out between all the toolbags, because guy offered gum to chick to freshen breath, then winked.

Moral of the story...even though you're graduating college, the $20,000/yr will not fix STUPID!

From The Cheap Seats,
S.Dont

from the porch (volume one week 8) Kyle's week

no story this week, Braden and i had a throw back weekend. Where he and I played video games, wathced the draft, ate and got drunk with in 10 feet of eah other the whole time.

to the list
1) a new friend(a girl)of mine described Kyle as smooth
2) We also meet a girl who thought his huge eyebrows were sexy
3) I'm only guessing but that has to be a record for girls complimenting Klye in a week
4) Maybe the jim's aint's aint the aint's anymore (Long live Reggie Bush for jim's sake)
5) who knew kobe knew how to pass
6) Thier was a rumor going around about a uncle dannies gig this up coming weekend and that rumor is false
7) One freaking comment last week, we go from five to one in the words of jim mora playoffs???????
8) In retrospect maybe you don't like reading about southern iowa bar fights
9) Kyle let none of the comments go to his head (except both of them)
10) Just for the record i miss that stupid dog liston every once in a while
11) My co-workers were touched by the poem and the effort who guys made thanks a bunch
12) and to not end on a mushy note If the Clippers can make the playoffs, and the saint land reggie bush and Kyle can be described as smooth it gives me hope that one day we can achieve world peace

everything is a work in progress

jp