from the porch volume 1 week 10 (party time)

news and notes
Well, well, look at this little blog go, we have Scottie with his monthly rants, weekly random notes from me, a resugance whiffle ball association (news on the event zach and I are playing will be coming soon), also coming soon July forth (el dora Iowa) with camping, drinking, grilling, and river rafting Zach, Jamie, Scottie and Amanda are invited to join Kyle, Marcus, Braden, Coty, and my self (possible john gigs and Wall) for an adventurous weekend in el dora iowa. Also big news this little site keeps tracks of profile views and we just reached 200, i have no clue if that means something but i'm going to pretend it does.

The party
Kyle and I are throwing a little fictional party for everyone from the TUD nation to attend but for the first time i get my wish, there is a list of who can't and who can attend. Bouncing the festivities will be Iron man and Thor (those elegible superheros, cartoon characters, wwf wrestlers, and movie and televsion show characters)

Come on in
Van wilder. The perfect party planner
Cobra commander. Just to hear a story from that voice
Darth Vader. Enjoy the dark side
Ray Kinsella.(field of dreams) Is this heavn? no Iowa.
Wolverine. Perfect can opener, and you know he is secrectly baning jean gray
Captian Jack Sparrow. Always wanted to party with a pirate
Gambit. Magic card tricks get's the ladies
Panthro. Blue collar mechanic who is showing up with a case of naddy light
Jazmine(addlin) those hips
Willie Mays Hayes(major league one) he hits like maye and runs like hayes
Cerone, Wild thing Vaughn, Jake Taylor. Who wouldn't want to party with the indians
Ultimate Warrior. You know why
Jake the Snake. Cause he carries a snake around in a bag plus he's bring this guy
Frank the Tank. Nough said
School of Rock band. Needed tunes and a jack black character
Anchor man Cast. You knew you were needing this eventually
Hulk Hogan. Real American Hero
The Dude. We needed a guy in a bath robe
Storm. She can keep the place cool
Mystic. Just to mess with people
Scooby there
Shaggy cool
Thelma people
Austin Powers. If he were any cooler he still be frozen
Fletch. So i could hear the Dr. rosen rosen line
Dr. Peter Venkman(Ghost busters). A bill murray character was a must
Lara Croft. We're perverts
Genie from Alldin. Never had a friend like me
Patch Adams. Always wanted to party with a doctor
Coach Klien(coach from waterboy). No clue Kyle wanted to party with him
Billy Madsin. Peguin halluciations
Fronzi(from the muppets) Kyle said he was the wise ass
Animal (from the puppets) Most likely to be found snorting coke off a hooker
Jerry the king Lawyer the annoucer. Hate to see you leave but i love to watch you go
Bugs bunny dress as a girl. Just to watch Frank the tank hitting on her all night
Erin Grant(demi moore strip tease) and Nomi Malone (Elizbeth Berkly showgirls). Easy
Apollo Creed. Only if he wears the shorts
Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield Caddy Shack). So what? Let's Dance
Susan Summers from three's company. Just to see those boobies bounce
Rachel from friends. Truth be told she seemed real easy on the show
Teen Age Muntant Ninja Turtles. Maybe they'll bring April
Pre fairy god mother cinderella. low self esteem
Bay watch girls. Needed to fill girl quota
Jessica from Roger Rabbit. She turned everyone on
Lut. Colonel. Frank Slade(Pacino scent of a women) If you know him as well as i do you call him John Daniels
Steve Urkel. Why not?
Red(Shawshank redemption)he's the one guy who can get you anything
Christopher Walken. I know isn't a fictional Character but he can be at any party i throw

Black listed
Batman. A rich preppie boy
Luke Skywalker. Too whinny
Any other Kevin Costner Character. They all pretty much sucked
Cyclops. He would be the one who Rsvp and plus who know he isn't hittig jean gray right
Captain planet. Lamest super hero ever
Tony the Tiger. Not everything is greeeeattttt.
Superman. A little to super for everyone else
Willy Mays Hayes(Major league II) omar epps need i say more
Dorn(3rd baseman major league. he's the exceptiong to wanting to party with the indians
Any one from Major League III the buzz. Just becuase
Jerry the king Lawyer the wrestler. he was shaped like a pear
Macho man. You know why
Hulk. The most potential or jealous boyfriend rage of all time
Fred. that stupid hankerchef
Daphne. You know she is jsut a tease
Whole cast of you got served. We need drinkers not dancers
Mickey and Minnie mouse. Those annoying voices
Not Fletch Two. It doesn't exist
Any Paulie Shore Character. you know why
Gaint Man. Worst super hero powere ever
Electra Jennifer. Garner ruined her for mer
Dare Devil. Ben Afflect ruined he for me
Emperor from Gladiator. i hated that guy
Fronz(happy days). AYYYYYEEEEE NO
He-man. No bowl cuts
Elmo. tickle this elmo
wonder women. mother hen
J.R. wwf annoucer. always pulled for the good guy
The Rock. i smell no cooking
Any Van Damme character. please tell me you don't need a reason for this
Any Steven Segull Character. See above reason
Cast of 90201. Not invited
7 dwarfs. & guys and one girl and not one of them makes a pass at sleeping beauty
Post fairy god mother cinderalla. Too much self esteem
David Hasselshoff character from bay watch. too much chest hair
Ted Dibeasse. Million dollar no
I.R.S. ted's tagteam partner. he can take his briefcase and go home
Ross from friends. he would be crying over Rachel
Skip Bayless. again not fictional but i fucking hate him

enjoy the chips and dip
everything is a work in progress
jp