Time To Dust This Blog OFF.

Greeting and Salutations to my family and friends
Before I begin I would like to extend a warm welcome to the 7 comments on the poster for the stein entry that is a record in TUD.blogspot history we would like to continue that rich tradition. I need to thank Marcus and Scotty for keeping a close eye on the site and not being scared to put whatever they want on there. But one small request to Jim please stop using annyomous as your title name it confuses me.
Ok now to get to the story of the poster I have created for this blog entry. I must give props to my brother from another mother Mr. Van Wyk he is the ghost writer behind this story. As I have posted before and some of you have seen first hand there is a guy by the name of matt that looks like a cross between side show bob and the undertaker from WWE. This guys frequents the Hull on a regular basis on Open Night Wednesday.

**The story will contain the following characters. the undertaker aka side show bob, Zac, Ross, Jon, Sasa, Chris, Tiff, Clint, Bouncer no. 1, Bouncer no. 2, crack hoe no. 1

On December 14th as the story goes my boys go to the Hull to celebrate the Open Jam with Larry as they do most Wednesdays, but on this evening the undertaker goes on before Ross and plays for about a half hour or so does his thing then he retires to his seat... well sorta. Ross then takes the stage and starts in on his first song of the night at about 1:15 in the AM and Larry will prally let him close out the Open Jam.
Shortly into his first song the undertaker forgets that he already did his "singing" earlier and goes up on stage and starts yelling profanities as Ross is playing. He gets off the stage and heads over to the table where the grand view crew is sitting and starts acting as if he wasnt just up there yelling. He pauses for a moment and then heads up to the stage again this time attempting to sing the lyrics to Ross's song but replacing them with not funny Side Show Bob humor. Then the undertaker heads back to the table the GVC crew is at again and this is where it gets hairy.
As some of you may or may not know Mr. Van Wyk is not one to let his friends get messed with and sit back and let the tom follery go on so he says to the undertaker. (paraphasing not qouting)
"Hey bud we listened to you do your thing now we'd like to listen to Ross do his thing so could you fucking stop going up there and yelling stupid shit in the fucking mic."
The undertaker pops out of his seat and spills the beer on the table and says
"You wanna go or something"
Sasa pops up and shoves the undertaker and the undertaker shoves Sasa then Mr. Van Wyk Stands up and gets a shove. Then Sasa seeing the resemblance to the undertaker goes to the body for a quick hip toss to drop him. He stumbles back up and proceeds to shove Tiff who mind you is a girl. Seeing that things are escalating Sasa goes for a body SLAM. Mr. Van Wyk goes for a Thes Press(jumping on to the body of opponent and then punching in the head). Sasa grabs the ears of the undertaker and slams his head on repeatedly on the floor. Mr. Van Wyk now punching body and the head when he can. Chris takes to the pile and starts soccer kicking this turd in the kidneys. The Bouncers i use that term loosely see that 3 on 1 cant go on for too long go over and start removing the contestants from the battle. Jon hearing his name and seeing the ruckus jogs over to put the cu da graw on undertaker dropping the people's knee on side show bob's head. Twice i thing maybe three times. Ok then the "Bouncer no. 1" takes the undertaker by the shirt and pants and throws him out the door on the street.
Ok so things are starting to die down and as Jon goes back to the bar to get his drink a random crack hoe takes a swing at Jon. He takes the action of palming her face and throwing her down to the ground. Clint (tenacious D) guy says "hey man no need to start shoving the ladies" they almost get into it Mr. Van Wyk steps in and chills the situation. Then they particpants head home.
So thats a rough non viewers side to the story as I said the story was ghost written and dictated by Zac Van Wyk.
I Hope this brings a little joy to your holiday Season.
Til the Next Story
Letzring
OUT.