from the porch volume 1 week 6 (desperation)

First thanks to everyone who commented last week i no for sure two of my co workers checked the site and we very touched by your comments and my poem. thanks again guys and wasn't it good it make a little list of who you care about. Depth fellas i'm talking about depth; on to this weeks story

Names will be left out so let's meet the nicknames i have made up for this story

Myself, Braden, Klye, big red, the librarain, cool chick, crazt girl, and my babies mammas(My ladies from head start that i work with that i nicknamed my babies mamas i don't really have babies mammas no matter any of those girls from gvc say

Location Diamond Daves
why after work party
We were enjoying an outing with our friends from work and that implies we showed up and braden took a shot of tequilla and i order a long island ice tea, my babies mamma order a long island as well, crazy girl who i was sitting next to order a long island ice tea. We sat for an half hour by that time everyone else had arrived and i was on to a 24 oz beer and braden moved to a russian and we switched seats. that pissed off the staff becuase you were supposed wait to be seated and not switch seats but rules don't apply to YWCA after school staff. Big red showed up and proved to the babies mammas that she was ghetto, the librarian showed up and immedaitely open up a iv and just let he alcohol right into her blood stream. Cool chick showed up and sat with big red and the libririan. Final right after dollar margaritas the babies mammas left to attend to thier children. Our two tables joined together and the drinking resumed. I sat next to crazy girl who was getting the glossy glazed i need attention look all girls get (anyone who doesn't think i know that look doesn't know me) Braden and I our running up tabs to unknown limits and i swithced seats to sit next to the libririan. That move turned to be the downfall of the night, and i thought sitting next to your girl was a good move. Crazy girl settled in by Braden, who happens to be the person who made her crazy. I get the i can't believe you just switched seats look from the librarian and the cool chick. Cool chick happens to be hanging out alot with Braden (They are not dating)and crazy girl happens to be the ex. Crazy girl decides to get unrulely hammered and throws her self at Braden who then becomes very uncomfortable with the whole situation, one of the few times in my life i've seen him complex. That doesn't stop me from gettign stupid drunk and talking with Kyle about the whole situation. Finally at like 9 o'clock i can't walk straifght and with the awkwardness at a all time high everyone decided to leave. Big red needed a ride home so braden drove her car which was followed by cool chick, which then cause crazy girl to flip out and storm out ignoring everyone.
Tab:30$
fun level a solid 8 out of 10
and moral of the story a quote from my good friend Braden "Desperation is an oder no perfume can mask

to the list
1)we would have tied the record for posts if braden and kyle would have posted
2)Kyles excuse the blog was too long(he never ceases to amaze me)
3)it's true you must wait it out that's rule #1
4)two people mentioned my honesty i couldn't be prouder but forget you guys for saying it's to a fualt
5)that's right i'll ask you do something nice then complain later. yeah it's my weekly post you can do whatever you want on yours
6)scotty you taught me a couple things as well like how funny Chirs Sabo would look on a whiffle ball field
7)it's great to see braden with a crazy girl instead of me but that's my sedastic humor
8)I'm proud to say that my group of friends have to be the most well rounded bunch of knuckled heads to grace iowa
9)If there was a national competion for the real life frank the tank josh wall would finish no worse then fifth and i would say should be the favorite in the competion
10)NBA playoffs finally
11)There are whispers floating to cedar falls of a new version of Dean's hold on
12) HAPPY HOLIDAYS

everyting is a work in progress

john