Friday, October 13, 2006

Official flying eagle news

This is coming from John Paul Derryberry a member of the review board. I will be submitting to application for your review for two new members to our social club the flying eagles the Ohio chapter

the first is David Derryberry
David is a delightful individual who has been at or on a couple very important trips or events with other flying eagles. The first being the first every show by the Band with many names. He attended the solid three or four kegger way back in April of 03. He also spent three solid days on the whales vagina journey in Denver and Arizona. He was present for the tree climb, the strip club with honorary member uncle Danny, and made a timely phone call during the shower scene in Arizona. He has introduced three members to the Cleveland area including lido's and has been a person who has shown great openness with his house and money when we visit. He is a 30+ year old bushiness man in the Cleveland area and other thing you might like to know, he brings a vast knowledge of sports, drinking, and how to when it comes to girls.
I'll leave you with this little story about David Derryberry
Unfortunately his is divorce but during the separation process his ex wife and he had to sit down and separate the items they both owned. They started in the Kitchen and his ex wife very much wanted these canisters for Sugar, Flour and what not. He drew first pick and of coarse picked them to mess with her a little bit, those canisters now sit proudly above his microwave.

The second his a friend named Sean
But you see that's were this man's application begins because he has such a back story with one girl and things went so badly that his friends(my brothers and others) decided to give him a new name that name they choose was Burt. Not a name most would like to have but this man stepped up to the plate and excepted his new fate. Now most people only know him as Burt. The tale of his plight with the girl is way to long to tell here but I'll give you one little tid bites from his story; when was he was dating this girl he would park at her parking lot for convince since he worked downtown, well he pulled in a looked up at her window and saw a guy standing in the window at 8 o'clock in the morning and he wasn't delivering anything. This guy not knowing Burt waves down at him, Burt's response was "I waved back." Burt is a very generous man who is full of one liners and very misunderstood for social short coming in many circles but in stead of this getting him down he just rolls with it. Kyle who has been lucky enough to meet this man can vouch for the story I'm talking about.

I would also like to purpose that this summer one of the flying eagles social gatherings be getting a flag football team entered into the Iowa games.

I would like to thank the board for any consideration they give these wonderful gentleman.

john Paul derryberry

3 Comments:

At 4:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who is this infiltrator??
identify yourself and your intentions???
JIM

 
At 10:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I vote yes on the older Derryberry, but will reserve my vote for Burt until he makes an offical FEC function. Until that time I nominate him to "pledge" status.
Letzring

 
At 8:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doubt its very fair to elect strangers who have yet to even attend a function into your club. Isn't that the point of maintaining a club? Consider the Baby Sitter's Club as a mentor for Flying Eagles. Albeit, you're not allowing girls participate in your organization. I should know, I maintain my bitterness to that end.

You boys need to do your research, do you have an Agent Background Team? If not, you must designate one member into researching these possible pledges. The idea that you can grant someone "pledge status" willy-nilly, as one overly large member suggested via post recently (and I should know, I live with him) seems like it would decrese the value of a membership, something I know you all hold in high regard.

I wish I had more time to blog our lives.

 

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