from the porch (pimp my ride)
All those you know about the Whales vagina log please read the post below.
Has any one freaking seen the new cast of Pimp my bull shit ride. They replaced the whole cast with a whole new shop and one hold over mad mike(the tech guy). This is fucking ridiculas. I'll admit the first time around the show had terrible acting but at least i knew what i was getting and bunch of really smart car guys with ingenius ideas on how to put shit in a car that doesn't belong, Plus they actully looked like car guys good great grand. The show was great, X the Zibit was a great host who just kind of luaghed at the car guys inability to say anything tv worthy. They were horrible but in thier defense they were car guys first and tv personality second. I understood and i always enjoyed the shows in the mornings on Saturdays becuase it was great tv for a hang over, not to serious and unintentially funny.
Well i don't have tv in my life for about 8 months and come to find out shows like Willin out(still great) Flavor of Lover(better) stayed with made them work, bad comedy and crazy girls. MTV screws up pimp my ride with a whole new shop meaning all new characters except mad mike who's ego has swelled to the point were i watched three shows and he refers to himslef in the third person the entire time while telling himself how great he is. All the other new people are trying to be tv personality first like all the sudden every mechanic has a trendy hair do, with nice fancy clothes, give me a freaking break. they do wierd little stuff to try to make the show funny, like having to guy mold clay together a la ghost. The first season that's where the unitential comdey scale was at it's best, the second season it wants to make you puke. X has almost stop talking entirely when he's in the shop, he just drops the car off, and then brings back the kid. I hate it.
To some it up best it's like Silas from Grand View, my first year he was all right becuase he was silas, bad one liners, akward with girls, dressed like it was picture day in elemantry school but you didn't mind him becuase he was silas, well then second year grand view Silas made out with some stupid freshman girls(who didn't) and all of the sudden he breaks off becoms leader of a wierd group of guys, get's the lastest clothes and acts like he is very cool, but we all knew he was trying to hard.
thanks MTV you ruined my favorite hang over show by turning into the bad silas, sometimes it's okay to the be dorky awkward kid. It works for some people
everything is a work in progress (especailly pimp my ride.)
jp
posted by The hipster Cedar rapids @ 8:38 AM
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Hey yo! this is the wild mann's first actual post i think ever. i'll try to at least make this redable with you guys having to edit while reading, which is what i find myself doing during certain posts' on the blog(no names needed). today, monday the 18th of september marks the first monday after actually watching football all weekend(finally got some rabbit ears for the TV at casa de crowded, still no cable) so i dubbed yesterday(sunday) as "Bed Sore Sunday".
-i'd like to start by saying the college football instant replay set up is absolutly atrocious, if your new to this as i was heres a small explination. the booth reviews every play and if they think there may be a change they relay a message to the refs on the field. which for this particular game(Oklahoma v. Oregon) was every other down. needless to say there was alot of waiting no flow to the game waht so ever. so after 2 hours of football action and and 3 of watching replay the game came down to an onside kick for Oregon to have a chance or Oklahoma to run out the clock for a much well earned win. so there was a fair onside kick by the Oregon KOS and after the ball goes about eight yards off the bounce a crazed oregon duck tips the ball off a sooner and after a short scrum Oregon came out with the ball(keep in mind the kicking team cannot touch the ball first unless it goes 10 yards) of course like every other play of the game it was reviewed. the quote from Dan "state the obvious " Fouts "oh, no question" referring tho the call being overturned. but of course the Derryls calling the game let the call on the field stand(the wrong one) and oregon waltzs' down the field for a score to win the game. no it is Oklahomas D who is to fault for the touchdown but i place the blame square on the incompetent shoulders of the refs' for Oklahomas D even being on the field. this ranks right at the top of ref blunders for my favorite teams even on above the Donte Hall thirce clipping fiascoe against Denver, this one trumps that soley because the refs had a chance to right a wrong here but refused to pull their heads out of their asses. i held out hope the football gods would rectify theis as they did for pittsburg in the AFC championship game against Indy, but, no dice.
- one plus to sat. college football was Notre Dames' hunchbacking against Michigan. maybe a trend here ND may not be able to win one that matters. ie. USC last year, or Ohio state in last years bowl game, maybe we should change Bradys last name to Manning? oh yea michigan plays Big Ten Football JP's favorite.
-if your not watching the 1 hour series House. you fucking should be!!!
-biggest problem with Madden '07 they got rid of teh fantasy draft(at least onXbox 360) absolutly rediculous, this takes it down to Madden '97 level.
-best non athlete job in football, the guy who holds the hats for quarterbacks while there on on the field. this has got to be easier than bat boy, especially if you work for the texans,browns or titans the Qb's only on the field for three plays.
-this weeks fantasy pickle, my favorite team(Cowboys)play against my defense)redskins) do i bench my D cuz i think my team will win or do i play the odds that drew bledsoe will throw three picks and lose a fumble, thats like 12 points right there. luckily i benched the D and the boys got the W, dodged that bullet.
-shannon sharp is about as ariculate as as mike vick is accurate.
-i really wish i could swear off McDonalds food based only the fact i hat their commercials. there are countless 30 sec. spots of party hosts making sure the party is complete with dollar menu items or double qtr. pounders as or doorvs(i know that was way off but i couldn't even get spell it close enough for microsoft word spell check to recognize it but you know the word assholes)no body has ever got party food from mcdonalds i really believe if you washed down a big mac with a bud you would go into cardiac arrest. i want a real life commercial like 2am smoking a blunt as you drive up to the intercomm ask for a minute to think, take five then blow $10.63 on a combo meal super sized McFlurry and a parfait. i would really boycott if i could clog 3 of 4 arteries for any cheaper. i bet if you weighed the food before you ate it then after you shit it out they would weigh exactly the same cuz there is no nutritional value anywhere.
-i dont think the bears will score on an opening drive all season. really, three and out punt. opposing team start at their own 30 loses 10 yards, fumbles or throws a pick then rex can hand off three times throw two screens and two outs to TE's then get a field goal or TD and do it all again next time. oh and now for my super bowl pick... bears v. ravens. the score will end 3 to 0 ravens off a McNair 10 yard hobble and stover 54 yrd. FG in double OT all set up by a double reverse to ed reed off a bears punt.
-i love the right down the middle receeding hair line it looks kinda like the old brown grass thats left on the front lawn once you empty your kiddie pool in August. or maybe the fairway of a really shitty golf course where theres more divits that grass.
-heres an idea instead of having sideline reporters that state the obvious(like there arent enough of those announcing) we replace em with reporters who say what everyone else is really thinking. like wow those cheerleaders are hot i wonder how many players they've blown? or how many times do you think popeye jones' wife has cheated on him?
-deal or no deal host Howie Mandel looks like a forty year onld body with a eight year old cancer childs head then just add the wooly willie soul patch(for you young bucks who are unfamiliar with wooly willie it was a cardboard face with a plastic bubble over the top inside the bubble were metal shavings that your could drag around the face with the attatched magnet pencil, great fun)
-now i'll leave you with the title of a movie everyone should check out it's "Family Stone" or "The Family Stone" with luke wilson, hayden from coach(who is a dead ringer for St. Johns Bay apperal cover boy)and some other good actors and ess'
thanks to whoever may waste ten min to read this. comment if you like it and if not shut the fuck up and send nothing. that way if there are no comments i'll just keep all this hilariousness to myself.
-wild mann-
one last question whats more gross removing a girls shirt only to find tits that look like wal-mart sacks half filled with water(visualize it) or hitt'n from the back and seeing the all natural o-ring hair circle fading into the gooch(i just threw up in my mouth a little bit)
I've not even attempted to read this yet, but i motion for a 'regulation of the lentgh of Comments' clause.
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