i'm baccccckkkkk!!!!!!!!

The long awaited not very anticpated return of from the porch from JP Derryberry. I'm sure only Zach checks the site now but we'll see. I needed to take a break because it was very hard for me not to run a rant about a certain people that were a part of my life pissing me off. I working on that being a bigger person thing. It's coming along nicely.

I have decided to come up with some rules for staying apart of the vip uncle dannie members, becuase even though the band is on hiatus the spirit of the band, the whale's vagina log, and how we all live life will move on.

We are all older now, getting jobs, moving away, getting married, and tryign to be adults. All that means is getting tougher to stay in touch and close friends well this little plan will help that non scence stop.

I think we can all agree on what i'm about to write, any comments, critism, suggestions, will be consider and then next from the porch we can have some from of vote to decide on the final guidelines.

First
You must make it to one of the following events per year
Flying eagles social club summer trip
July forth El dora weekend
Annual Whiffle ball el orchard reunion

2nd
Must make at least one drunk phone call to every friend per year that you believe to be apart of the vip uncle dannies.
Person recieving call can not be pissed, or must calm down girlfriend/slash wife if they are pissed but can not i repeat cannot be pissed at friend

3rd
One suprise, hey i'm in town visit must be attempted per year, if friend is not around oh well. Example this year i hooked up with Scottie and Jim for New Years called just two days in advance. Friend who is getting visited should atleast attemp to find time for one drink

4th
If every member of the vip club hates, hates your girlfriend she has got to go(We will call it the Doug Clause), also any one getting married without introducing girl to at least half of the vip members is barred from vip membership(person can still be consider friend but not a member)

5th
If you are a member of the flying eagles spread the damn word about us

6th
If member comes on hard times ie: divorce, lost job, got kicked out by the girlfriend you should offer your place to let them get life back together, member crashing at friends house should understand they can only crash for 3 months

7th
any one moving any where cool say denver, sandiego, or north carolina must understand they become a vacation spot and must offer free room, they can expect help for food and beer costs
7APeople still living in boring Iowa must allow people coming back to visit from cool places to stay under the same circumstances
(the Open Door Clause)

8th
In the spirit of Uncle Danny you must attend a strip club once a year with another member or someone you introduced to the flying eagles club

9th
We are guys so we don't call that much but i think at least one hey how ya doing every two to three months is called for.

10th
Its not too much to ask for i think we can keep this blog running, one it's free, to we get to ramble, three we get to throw out inside jokes, and lastly it way more way to keep in touch

hit me up in the comments for more guidelines, or what ever so we can put this to a vote

everything is a work in progress
jp