From the porch volume 1 week 9

Well what do you know the sight is bumping again.
I recently discovered about myself I root for sports figures by one and only one decision would I want to hang out and drink with them

figures who fail this test Kobe, Owens, reggie bush, carmelo anthony, roger clemens, anyone on the yankees except jonny damon, that stupid catcher from the white soxs, pretty much any nascar driver because I wouldn't want to hear any driving stories payton manning (although I hear he is a drunk and his commercial are funny), any quarterback from the browns not named bernie kosar, steve franchise, stephon marberry, greg anthony( can we have a revote on him being an expert on basketball) steven a( my ear drums would hurt) tiger woods, and finally isiah thomas

people I fell pass the test larry johnson, reggie miller, charlie wies, ron artest(when your drinking you want the crazy guy on your side) bernie kosar, Donaven McNabb, Brady Quinn, Lebron, shaq, wade, Griffy jr, any guy from the indians roster, wilbon and kornieser, dontrell willis, magic, kidd, nash, dirk, larry johnson, shawn kemp(i have to hear what he named all those kids0, iverson, the sports guy tom brady, barkly (only yo hear him make fun of kenny smith,)ricky williams(even though we wouldn't be drinking cadillac williams just for the nick name and the last twon james dolan(owner of the knick get himn wasted on 100 proof soco just so he would not only fire isiah but let me make the call) and finally did i mention larry johnson
1)i saw the clean cut version of Klye. the guy who baths, shaves, doesn't dress in layers and communicates with others.
2)Jim's going to chile or peru just a little advice jim take a couple of condoms "just in case some girl asks you go on a walk at 3:30 in the morning on the beach you never know."
3)Congrats Scotty on Graduating i honestly thought you would beat me to it.
4) I have just cemented an alter ego "named ike" i'll more than likely be showing him off el dora weekend,
5)and speaking of el dora weekend i want every one to understand that july 4 weekend we will be keeping the tradition alive so you are all invited.
6)I drank from 3:30 to midnight on Saturday only spending 8 dollars
7)it's possible but highly unlikely that you could see Zach, Rot, Scotty and myself at a alumni event and we would be welcomed. barring we donated
8)MVP debate settle suns 4 laker 3 bye bye kobe
9)i hate the guy but he can play basketball kobe
10) playing frisbie in the summer time is my new favorite past time
11)calling for a mr. josh wall comment some time some where
12) sorry zach ron-ron didn't pull it out for you (but i'm glad your a fan

everything is a work in progress
jp