let's vote
I believe Braden is entirely corret in saying i need someone to check my work, so i pledge as long as someone is around while i'm typing i'll have my work checked. As for voting just use the comment page to vote. the polls will be open for a week majority wins. It's just like another election if you don't spot by to vote, then you stuck with the results. Every one who visit the site regularly is allowed to vote, and of coares any flying eagle member is allowed to vote. lastly my deepest apoligies for not understanding the dedication to the site
First
You must make it to one of the following events per year
Flying eagles social club summer trip
July forth El dora weekend
Annual Whiffle ball el orchard reunion
2nd
Must make at least one drunk phone call to every friend per year that you believe to be apart of the vip uncle dannies.
Person recieving call can not be pissed, or must calm down girlfriend/slash wife if they are pissed but can not i repeat cannot be pissed at friend
3rd
One suprise, hey i'm in town visit must be attempted per year, if friend is not around oh well. Example this year i hooked up with Scottie and Jim for New Years called just two days in advance. Friend who is getting visited should atleast attemp to find time for one drink
4th
If every member of the vip club hates, hates your girlfriend she has got to go(We will call it the Doug Clause), also any one getting married without introducing girl to at least half of the vip members is barred from vip membership(person can still be consider friend but not a member)
5th
If you are a member of the flying eagles spread the damn word about us
6th
If member comes on hard times ie: divorce, lost job, got kicked out by the girlfriend you should offer your place to let them get life back together, member crashing at friends house should understand they can only crash for 3 months
7th
any one moving any where cool say denver, sandiego, or north carolina must understand they become a vacation spot and must offer free room, they can expect help for food and beer costs
7APeople still living in boring Iowa must allow people coming back to visit from cool places to stay under the same circumstances
(the Open Door Clause)
8th
In the spirit of Uncle Danny you must attend a strip club once a year with another member or someone you introduced to the flying eagles club
9th
We are guys so we don't call that much but i think at least one hey how ya doing every two to three months is called for.
10th
Its not too much to ask for i think we can keep this blog running, one it's free, to we get to ramble, three we get to throw out inside jokes, and lastly it way more way to keep in touch
everything is a work in porgress
posted by The hipster Cedar rapids @ 8:23 PM
9 comments
9 Comments:
i cast my vote in favor of all above said laws/credes...however, i believe that following this vote, a ROOSTER (thats roster to anyone that hasnt seen Major League II) should be created listing MEMBERS, NUMBERS, EMAILS, CITY OF RESIDENCE of all above said affiliated groups for ease of contact and ensurability of Article III and IX (thats 3 and 9).
Hoping Nobody From Florida Screws This Up,
S.Dont
(Still in the Cheap Seats)
East Coast Rott will finally be putting his input in (yes it is necessary to speak in the third person when it comes to Regional Presidents) for the aforementioned Flying Eagle Rules and Regs. Adam feels there needs to be a strong differentiation between the VIP members of the, now debunked, Uncle Dannies, and a top tier membership for the Flying Eagles Social Club. While there may be many people who fall into both categories (as we are diversely talented and well adjusted individuals) There should be kept a seperation between Social Club and Band. Submitted for ammendment to Article VIII (8)
While Uncle Danny may be a member of the Flying Eagles and the inspiration for a beloved band I contest the core foundations of which the Flying Eagles are built upon. I question the strength of any Social club formed with a "Strip Club Clause." (i.e. Great Komodos, of Beijing, Indiana - disbanded after just 8 years of prosperity after unruley Strip club incident; Who could forget Faction 55 of Chesterville, Utah where a night out at the titty clubs landed three members in the hospital with new strains syphillis, and ultimately led the deaths of two household pets {presumed unrelated}). While expensive plastic boobs may be regular part of the Flying Eagle Agenda, I suggest that we promote Strip Clubs as an involuntary reflex to a given stimulus (that being testerone) and can better maintain our standing as decrepid pillars of the community. The whole while lifting Uncle Danny to a place of extreme prestige within the Social Club Hierarchy.
I motion to Strike Article VIII (8).
I motion to pursue an Article XI (11).
Article XI (11)
The Flying Eagles Social Club makes no policy or discrimination of its members' race, color, creed, ethinic origin, gender, or sexual orientation. However we will undoubtably be biased and discriminatory to the following: Posers, Haters, and True Assholes. (True assholes who disregard compassion for fellow man in all walks of life, not the type of assholes we are when we just talk shit about funny looking people at bars - cause that's funny.)
Having said this the Regional President for the Eastern United States gives full and unconditional support for the The remainder of the Articles under contention. And Pledge to uphold the Approved Articles of the Constituion for the Flying Eagles Social Club.
I am currently Drafting an informal article containing the procedure for an induction ceremony.
Intiating an open table discussion for Induction Ceremony: Rights of Passage Procedures as well as a formation of a secret handshake.
In all his Majesty,
Adam Richard Rottinghaus
Regional President for the Eastern United States of the Flying Eagles Social Club
Correction:
Submitted amendment of Seperation of Band and Club applies to the following Articles II (2) and IV (4) and VIII (8) pending the vote for the status of Article VIII (8).
in regaurds to upholding the integrity and reputations of said clubs I will suggest that there be a set of unwritten rules which would include a strip club insinuation when group members are in need of any enterainmnent.
I will cast my votes now in favor of all motions except number 8 i do agree that it can go to the unwritten rules column. I am in full surport of article 11 proposed by regional president Adam Rottinghuas. I however want to elaborate on why the defunked band "The Uncle Dannies" vip member will always have a home under the Flying Eagles. Our founder Dean Johnson founded this club with many intentions one being keep the uncle dannies alive. It will be a big issue on on Chief's plate for years to come, meaning any VIP member for the band will also be a flying Eagle and seeing how we aren't adding to the vip members of the band I believe the grand father in ruled applies. As far as motion to seperate article II and IV i vote no. I believe we are dealing with something we do any ways with article II(which i believe the meaning to be losely enforced) and Article IV It's an absolutes, ex) if the flying eagles grows to forty members and all forty members say they hate your girl, not dislike, or you could do better i litterly mean hate, take article IV as favor becuase it just saved a world of hurt for you.
Just voicing my opinion and thanks to Rott for being up some very good points
vote closes Friday morning they will be tallied and revealed along with a list of all current members and plus our youth department
And away we go. I am going to preface this blog not with a cocky statement but a refreshing thought i had when doing this here comment. I have earned quite a few badges in the club ranks already, and it was nice to think about that when i am now making this entry.
1-yes
2-I can't gaurantee to MAKE a drunk phone call i will make late phone calls due to the work situation but i can promise an answer if at all possible i mean barring a deep sleep or having the phone off.
3-yes
4-yes
5-Yes I am the main promoter right now got the logo and stationary all done and ready also got the postcards done(Also huge surprise for the members at the reunion)
6-yes
7-yes
8-Amend to keep rule for the ideals sake but the rule should not be mandatory but should be heavily considered when deciding the nights plans
9-yes
10-I am a blog master i kept this blog and mine running during the drought and i will do my hardest to maintian supply and surprise our blog community
Now a few ammendments i would like to propose
Badge levels or at least fictious badges received for good club duties
Example - Scrounging up a gavel for the club *** One Badge (Gavel Badge)
Example - Finding hats at a thrift shop and starting a club *** Master Badge (President Badge)
Example - Housing Reunion and Polka Fest *** One Badge (Sleep & Dance Badge)
Now i am not promoting a higher rank in members or to strive to get more badges but when deeds go noticed they need to be acknowledged. Hence Amendment - Badge Clause
** Stating a member is reconized with badge on a good deed with phone call, verbal or written annoucment on blog Letting the member know member is valued and appreciated.
Monitery support on an idea
** At the reunion everyone bring 10 or so dollars and we will get t-shirts made to go with the hats this way when we all decide on a shirt design i can take the start up money and get them printed with out a hassle of then calling everyone and having them mail the money.
Hope this makes Sense.
We fly high we fly far but never to far for the bar.
Letzring
PS - Jp head over to the letzring spot for a prelimenary design for our youth program.
Hey i wanted to mention that even though the votes may close on friday in your mind there needs to be a new post before the ballots are actually done casting. So all i am saying get on here fianlize or tally the votes i was looking forward to seeing the grand results on the voting today.
Z-Man
voting is now over and look for the first offical post from the flying eagles club over the weekend. We would love to have it up today but we want to get everything right and sorted out. kyle and myself our in constant talks with Dean getting all this new information ratified
jp
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