Bed Sore Sunday

Hey yo! this is the wild mann's first actual post i think ever. i'll try to at least make this redable with you guys not having to edit while reading, which is what i find myself doing during certain posts' on the blog(no names needed). today, monday the 18th of september marks the first monday after actually watching football all weekend(finally got some rabbit ears for the TV at casa de crowded, still no cable) so i dubbed yesterday(sunday) as "Bed Sore Sunday"(if you don't get it your retarded and should kill yourself now you might still get a full page in the yearbook).

-i'd like to start by saying the college football instant replay set up is absolutly atrocious, if your new to this as i was, heres a small explination. the booth reviews every play and if they think there may be a change they relay a message to the refs on the field. which for this particular game(Oklahoma v. Oregon) was every other down. needless to say there was alot of waiting no flow to the game what so ever. so after 2 hours of football action and and 3 of watching replay the game came down to an onside kick for Oregon to have a chance or Oklahoma to run out the clock for a well earned win. so there was a decent onside kick by the Oregon KOS and after the ball goes about eight yards off the bounce a crazed oregon duck tips the ball off a sooner and after a short scrum Oregon came out with the ball, which replay showed an Oklahoma member actually recovered(keep in mind the kicking team cannot touch the ball first unless it goes 10 yards) of course like every other play of the game, it was reviewed. the quote from Dan "state the obvious " Fouts "oh, no question" referring tho the call being overturned. but of course the Derryls calling the game let the call on the field stand(the wrong one) which left oregon with a chance to waltz down the field for a score to win the game. no it is Oklahomas D who is to fault for the touchdown but i place the blame square on the incompetent shoulders of the refs' for Oklahomas D even being on the field. this ranks right at the top of ref blunders going against my favorite teams even above the Donte Hall thirce clipping fiascoe against Denver, this one trumps that soley because the refs had a chance to right a wrong here but refused to pull their heads out of their asses. i held out hope that the football gods would rectify this as they did for pittsburg in the AFC championship game against Indy, but, no dice.

- one plus to sat. college football was Notre Dames' hunchbacking against Michigan. maybe a trend here, ND may not be able to win one that matters. ie. USC last year, or Ohio state in last years bowl game, maybe we should change Bradys last name to Manning? oh yea michigan plays Big Ten Football JP's favorite.

-if your not watching the 1 hour series House. you fucking should be!!!

-biggest problem with Madden '07 they got rid of teh fantasy draft(at least onXbox 360) absolutly rediculous, this takes it down to Madden '97 level.

-best non athlete job in football, the guy who holds the hats for quarterbacks while there on on the field. this has got to be easier than the bat boy, or the cord winder upper for coaches heaadsets. especially if you work for the texans, browns or titans Qb's cuz its a three and out every time.

-this weeks fantasy pickle, my favorite team(Cowboys)play against my fantasy defense (redskins) do i bench my D cuz i think my team will win or do i play the odds that drew bledsoe will throw three picks and lose a fumble, thats like 12 points right there. luckily i benched the D and the boys got the W, dodged that bullet.

-shannon sharp is about as ariculate as as mike vick is accurate.

-i really wish i could swear off McDonalds food based only the fact i hate their commercials. there are countless 30 sec. spots of party hosts making sure the party is complete with dollar menu items or double qtr. pounders as or doorvs(i know that was way off but i couldn't even spell it close enough for microsoft word spell check to recognize it but you know the word assholes)no body has ever got party food from mcdonalds i really believe if you washed down a big mac with a bud you would go into cardiac arrest. i want a real life commercial like 2am smoking a blunt as you drive up to the intercomm ask for a minute to think, take five then blow $10.63 on a combo meal super sized, McFlurry, and a parfait. i would really boycott if i could clog 3 of 4 arteries for any cheaper. i bet if you weighed the food before you ate it then after you shit it out they would weigh exactly the same cuz there is no nutritional value anywhere.

-i dont think the bears will score on an opening drive all season. really, three and out punt. opposing team start at their own 30 loses 10 yards, fumbles or throws a pick, then rex can hand off three times throw two screens and two outs to TE's then get a field goal or TD and do it all again next time. oh and now for my super bowl pick... bears v. ravens. the score will end 3 to 0 ravens off a McNair 10 yard hobble and stover 54 yrd. FG in double OT all set up by a double reverse to ed reed off a bears punt.

-i love the right down the middle receeding hair line it looks kinda like the old brown grass thats left on the front lawn once you empty your kiddie pool in August. or maybe the fairway of a really shitty golf course where theres more divits that grass.

-heres an idea instead of having sideline reporters that state the obvious(like there arent enough of those announcing) we replace em with reporters who say what everyone else is really thinking. like wow those cheerleaders are hot i wonder how many players they've blown? or how many times do you think popeye jones' wife has cheated on him?

-deal or no deal host Howie Mandel looks like a forty year old body with a eight year old cancer childs head, then just add the wooly willie soul patch(for you young bucks who are unfamiliar with wooly willie it was a cardboard face with a plastic bubble over the top inside the bubble were metal shavings that your could drag around the face with the attatched magnet pencil, great fun)

-now i'll leave you with the title of a movie everyone should check out it's "Family Stone" or "The Family Stone" with luke wilson, hayden from coach(who is a dead ringer for St. Johns Bay apperal cover boy)and some other good actors and ess'
thanks to whoever may waste ten min to read this. comment if you like it and if not shut the fuck up and send nothing. that way if there are no comments i'll just keep all this hilariousness to myself.

-wild mann-

one last question whats more gross removing a girls shirt only to find tits that look like wal-mart sacks half filled with water(visualize it) or hitt'n from the back and seeing the all natural o-ring hair circle fading into the gooch(i just threw up in my mouth a little bit)