Braden and John's Kyle look alike contest first pool.
First off please Scroll down and read the first ever post by new East Coast member Justin Crosby (it's a doesy of a read in true flying eagle fashion) and also more NBA playoff actions from JP. This little post is the first in a four part series on our friend Kyle Johnson. Many people have said Kyle Johnson looks like someone or another, and most of us here know what Kyle looks like.
So Braden and I came up with Ten guys Kyle looks like an decided to 1) let everyone know that Kyle looks like all these people and we are always reminding him of this fact 2) decide who our fiathful eagles thinks kyle looks like the most. In our first Pool we have Steven Segal, Jokim Noah, Jesus, David Grohl, and Speedy Gonzalez. For or East coast members that don't know what Kyle looks like, ask Adam if he has a picture and if not please post that and I'll post a picture of Kyle Johnson for you guys to compare Please put in order who think Kyle looks like the most with 1 beign baring the most resemblance and 5 being it's only kind of looks like him, becuase depengin on hair lenght, how often he has shaved and whether or not he has his hair pulled back, or down he looks like all of them.
Next week we will have the second pool. Thetwo pictures from each pool with the lowest score advances to the semi finals week three and the winners of the semi finals will be in finals week four. Kyle has agreed to wear a shirt with the picture of the winner at Flag football weekend when not wearing his jersey. (kyle is allowed to vote). Braden and I thank for everyone who helps us end the greatest debate ever.
My order goes
1) Jesus : this vote in no way shape or form says Kyle is Jesus like at all, just simpling pointing out i think they have a close resemblance.
2)David Grohl:the The Hiar about 6 months ago was a dead ringer and Kyle's beard is no where that consistent but they do bare a resemblance
3)Steven Segal: If Kyle shaved and put on fifty to 100 pounds he to could star in bad action films( side note this is my second personal favorite person to call him but not it's not the closest to looking like him)
4)Speedy Gonzalez: This little guys reminds of the days when Kyle shaved and got a hair cut regulary but he just doesn't fit the bill to be higher on the list.
5)Noah: Kyle's hair is tame compared to Noah and the fact there is no beard reallys hurts this look alike.
posted by The hipster Cedar rapids @ 11:52 AM
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5 Comments:
Before this thing takes off, i suggest adding an additional week for "Write-In" votes...I had the liberty of sleeping on ole Burgandy over the weekend and throwing my 2 cents into the discussion, i think it only fair (and beneficial to the contest) that other FESC members receive ample opportunity to contribute identities possibly overlooked...
1)Grohl - i think this is the best overall match of the round...and who could argue if JP grew his hair long and they both walked around in Nirvana shirts??
2)Joakim Noah - pulled back hair, scraggly beard (if noah grew his out), and the eyebrows...we're done here!
3)Kyle Christ - Flowing robes, beard, hair...striking
4)Speedy - Who wouldn't want to see our friend dressed up like this calling everybody Seniore?
5)Segal - Just dont see it...long hair, thats bout it for me.
I'm surprised Zach hasn't jumped on board and commented on this. I figure this would be right up his alley
thats a good idea on the nirvana duo. by the way, scotty, didn't get to your message in time or i would have picked ya up a glass for your collection. if only for the sabo card.
my Kj look alike vote order would be 1)david grohl. but i dont know if dave ever rocked the seafoam guitar
2) Noah. can Kj get down on the dance floor like that tho?
3) Segal, Speedy, Jesus. I've seen kyle in a fight, and he did lose his shoe. maybe from throwing a roundhouse? I don't know. Speedy, maybe. everyone knows Kyle likes a little taste of mexico. Jesus was black. Write in: Spanish, from Old School. Ca Caw
JIM
I think we need a current picture to make full judgement of the contest.
I think Noah is my number one because thats what i remember him to look like the last time i saw him which i think was the eagles meeting.
So then Grohl, Segal (he would need his hair trimmed) Jesus need longer hair and a beard and i dont get or see speedy.
But i think we should get a current pic for our long distance members to have a peak at.
Z to L
Hanover Represent
i find it amusing that you can refute the steven segul comparison based on having only one similarity(pony tail) yet rate speedy ahead of steven even though he has no similarities. no long hair, like six facial hairs(techincally whiskers) kyle has speedy beat in that department by at least seven hairs. and constanly wears a big yellow hat a la man in the yellow hat. i believe the speedy reference to be a racial one. with kyles current look, he looks dirty, and we automatically associate dirty to corrdinate with mexican, and speedy is mexican, therefore dirty, therefore similar to kyle. i hope this to be a falsality but remains the only connection i can fatham to speedy.
if anyone can shed light on why kylebuddy looks like speedy please do so.
-wildmann-
my vote is for stven based soley on the fact that steven is the most insulting person of the given choices(and the one kylebuddy dislikes the most)
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