Wednesday, November 02, 2005

One Heck of a B-Day.

Kyle's pre-bday party was a healthy one spent with a lovely night at the Hull Tap followed by a night cap at 1428 Boyd St. But I am leaving out some details here. First the open mic night was all that it was cracked up to be and more with larry the host busting out some sweet jams and even Grand View's own Ross Moffat belting a few from the new stage. OH snap thats right the newly remodeled Hull Tap equipped with a 10 foot biker mural and digital jukebox.
The night was all well and good and much beer was drank. But the night was just a typical night at the Hull Tap until. Ross and Jon said there would be an after hours get together at the casa de 1428. So after Kyle and I took the people to the house we went to MD's to get some food. Upon the re-arrival to the house we see a preformer from the Hull Tap that seems to be walking towards the house.

** Let me describe the two fellas that were heading toward the house one was about 6 foot 300 pounds long hair pulled back in a pony tail, black, down to his mid back. The othe, the one who played guitar, was about same height well build with shoulder length extremely curly hair. Let me put it this was he looked like a small Undertaker.**

So these people come to the house and the one sits down and starts the rock with the guitar and the other one, slipknot, wanders around looking for free beer. Why the nickname slipknot you might be asking yourself ? well the answer there is that in his wandering and quest for the free beer this man did not fail to mention that he worked and "band manged" slipknot you guys know who they are ? Well he was ridculous and I am not sure he knew it.
Meanville in the living room The Undertaker was rocking out and his favorite thing to do after a song is break into a gay lispy voice and say his name is bruce he likes chiuauas and chinese noodles. Which I did get a kick out of.
Next up the plug and potential sale on a CD this guy had coming out. He and slipknot pop it in to the DVD player and start to ball our asses with some slayer death metal shit. It was weird to me since this guy was playing COUNTRY MUSIC AT THE HUL TAP FOR CRYING IN THE BREAST MILK!!!!!

All in all the night was a semi-success in the fact that kyle had and good time and a great success in the fact that now kyle braden and I all have a fab tab bu lus story to reminiss about whenever we meet again.
Well until next time boys and girls.
Zach

2 Comments:

At 9:19 PM, Blogger Scotty - The Mule - Dont said...

Looked like the Undertaker? Oh that is RICH! So does he play death metal country? Does he head bang and throw out the devil horns as he sings about his boyfriend leaving him, how the dog died, the broken down pick-up truck, and how he spends his evenings sitting in a rocking chair widdling, drinking moonshine, and thinking about whether he will ever find a man with a gentle touch?

I'll bet when the CD started playing his song "I love guys with big belt buckles" that he was all psyched up like a diabetic retard with a Pixi Stic and ready to "Piledrive" somebody's ass down to the depths of Hell!! What do you want on your "Tombstone"? How about "RIP: Curly-Haired Sausage Wallet"?

Oh....JAM!

 
At 9:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks brother for bring the blog even if its just me and you we will keep the faith alive.
That night was absolutley crazy i wanted to challenge him to a buried alive match when he was plugging his metal CD. Terrible. Maybe ill start a band and bang on shit and scream and people will love it.

 

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